Monthly Archives: August 2010

How to Make Yourself Ejaculate Using the Lelo Ella

Is it me, or is there something condescending about these sex toys? Thanks to the medical imaginary, it’s difficult enough trying to navigate my vagina–why does the adult novelty industry have to make it worse? Diagrams of female reproductive and … Continue reading

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Fucking Awesome Fest (2/2): Trying All Night to Say It

Another something awesome from the Fucking Fest: If you were at the Fucking Awesome Fest on Thursday night, there’s no way you didn’t notice the tall, luscious-haired girl rocking pumps, a black and white striped dress, and a badass leg … Continue reading

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Fucking Awesome Fest (1/2): Chase You Down Until You Love Me

Last Thursday at the Fucking Fest, I experienced something awesome. As I walked into the Majestic Café, the Baumer-ist looking man I’ve ever seen tapped me on the shoulder and said, “I love your blog!” He then introduced me to … Continue reading

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Sim City for SNES Soundtrack

The soundtrack to Sim City for SNES overwhelms me with feelings of comfort from my childhood. I hope that someone will download it, mix it, and re-release it for me and the rest of the homesick children of my generation. Continue reading

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Rape Kit Backlog Statistics Video – “Vagina”

What’s left besides cleverly organized trivia, local hip hop, and the adult entertainment industry? Continue reading

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