Alfred Hitchcock Presents: How to Clean Your LoveHoney Sqweel

After reading my last write-up on the Sqweel, you felt an uncontrollable urge to try horizontal ten-tongued auto-erotic cunnilingus. You promptly went to vibrators.com and ordered a Sqweel to call your own. You removed three AAA batteries from your roommate’s alarm clock, dripped the included package of Sliquid over your new sex toy, and Sqweeled it up until you didn’t know left from right or up from down. Now you find yourself with a bit of a mess on your hands…

Never fear, Alfred Hitchcock is here! He knows just what to do to make that Sqweel so clean it squeaks.