Introducing the newest addition to my growing collection of pleasure objects, the Poly-Purpose Vibrator!
Poly-Purpose is an antique vibrator. It was manufactured in Hong Kong and distributed in the UK by a company called Leader Brand.
Wes Anderson-esque...yummy...
Included with the vibrator wand itself, Poly-Purpose comes with an instruction manual, three vibrator applicators, and one special SCRATCH-O-MATIC. Poly-Purpose runs on two “C” batteries which are included, but dead.
Poly-Purpose offers a gentle, soothing massage action for use wherever needed or wanted–on things hips, legs, sides, back, shoulders and neck…relax and soothe simple tensions and relieve tired muscles.
The instruction manual is filled with helpful advice about how to insert the batteries and clever suggestions for personal massage routines. Try rubbing it all over your face, as is shown below.
The massage should be gentle to be soothing and short periods of use (from 10-15 minutes) give results that are relaxing.
Place hand on toes and press downward…at the same time press vibrator upward. Pull and stretch toes.
Next time on janefader.com: Watch my Poly-Purpose video review to see if this old gal still has enough fortitude to make my flesh tingle.
Ci-mer.